Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Pac-Man's Coming To Cowboys! Super Mario Headed To Texans!

Okay, fella's and ladies... Apparently My Mock-Draft Knowledge that I dropped on you all in the prior post stunned you more than if you saw me in this get-up. Well snap-out-of-it, Ginger! Make those predictions! There are gift certificates to Cantina Laredo! Rocky's Shed Road Counter Culture! And, El Chico! up for grabs. Movie passes (Boing!)... and the always popular, "Cheese Doodles". Pick away---but please wipe it somewhere other than under the sofa cushion.


Fathers, lock up your strippers!!
Pac-Man's coming to the MetroPlex...
and he will definitely be
looking for a few Ms. PacMan's.

Behind the scenes with Draft Wunderkind,
Matt Millen, courtesy of the
Kissing Suzy Kolber crew.
The comments section is
"ear-muffs" territory for the youngun's.


Did Tiger, "Grammatica" himself?

Fella's, if you want to have a chance
with Ms. Erin Andrews, I suggest
rubbing caulk all over the exposed
parts of your body before heading
into the sunlight.

The Japanese High School team that was throttled, 66-0 in lessthan two innings recently should request this ump to work behind the plate in their next game. Somewhere, Don Denkinger is signaling "safe," in approval.



"Miguel Tejada, You Got Served...
by Ryan Dempster!!"

"Excuse me, sir.
I seem to have misplaced
my twig and berries.
Would have sworn I had it
prior to bumping into those gents with bones in their noses."

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like I need one more reason to hate the Cowboys.