Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Have A Seat-Sniffing Good Time!


Who Dat Talking 'Bout Beating Them Hornets, Who Dat? Who Dat? If you're looking for a model of efficiency, perhaps my tin-foil and pipe-cleaner presentation will fill the bill... if not, check out Chris Paul's performance in the five-game "Dusting of Dallas." That sounds like something PacMan Jones will be doing in a strip-club, doesn't it?



Okay, there is "excited," when you find out
your team lands a big-time free agent...
and then there's "EXCITED!" Is it my imagination or is
the Weatherman a litt-ttle tooooo peppy regarding the jersey number.

Poor Colt Brennan. The Hawai'i quarterback bled money from the first quarter of the Sugar Bowl through his selection in the draft... He lost so much cash, Warren Buffet wouldn't draft him. The way Georgia pummeled, harassed and embarrassed him in New Orleans--I haven't seen a Rainbow Warrior exposed to that extent since Jeff Gordon made that "pit stop" on a Wisconsin farm road.

Any time Robin Leach inserts himself between Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson (Rrrrowrrr!)... it's like introducing mayonnaise to a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Keep the gross stuff away from the nuts and yellow waxy fruit.

Ronaldo LOOOOOOVVVESS the Ladies, Right Ladi... Aiiighhhhhhhh!!!

The Australian version of Stanley Steemer.

Larry Brown was not impressed with Adam Morrison's "Widespread Panic" Concert T-shirt and Madrais Plaid Shorts.

Can't you all imagine Billy zipping to work in this outfit?

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